Yesterday, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg visited City Hall and St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay on his way to speak at the National Urban League Conference. (Photo by Gentry Trotter)
Is it just us, or does today seem like a Friday? Anyway, let’s start the Friday fun a day early!
A picture says a thousand words. What does this one say? Comment below. The winner will be announced Friday and will receive a special prize.
July 26th, 2007 at 6:14 am
“And this is where I keep my weed.”
July 26th, 2007 at 6:59 am
“This is all that remains of my soul.”
July 26th, 2007 at 7:10 am
“Look. That tie is just ridiculous! This ain’t Broadway.”
July 26th, 2007 at 7:23 am
“This is my 1971 Young Republican of the Year award. I keep it hidden under my desk, next to my original, autographed copy of the Team Four Plan.”
July 26th, 2007 at 8:41 am
“this is where I keep my personal handbook, my copy of the Willie Lynch letter”
July 26th, 2007 at 8:47 am
“the Dark Mark is only one way we stay in touch…this mini satellite dish is constantly tuned to the Governor’s office.”
July 26th, 2007 at 9:10 am
Slay: I got this award from the US Conference of Mayors. It is for St. Louis’ excellent drinking water.
Bloomberg: (thinking) Big fucking deal. With all the problems in St. Louis, this guy is happy about his water? If you shit in a box and wrap a bow around it, you still have a box of shit.
July 26th, 2007 at 9:21 am
one scope or two?
July 26th, 2007 at 9:30 am
Slay:This new scientific device is what I use to control the minds of my black appointees like Veronica O’Brien and Melanie Adams!
July 26th, 2007 at 9:40 am
“It’s my moral compass. Never been used. I can get you a tax credit on it if you buy now…”
July 26th, 2007 at 10:08 am
“nah Mike, it didn’t hurt at all…just pop your conscience in here on inauguration day and pop it back out when your term expires.”
July 26th, 2007 at 10:22 am
I was inspired, hearing the story of how you abolished the New York City Board of Education. Then you said “First, we’ve raised teacher salaries by 43 percent, which helps us attract the best and the brightest.”
Are you nuts? what kind of crap is that?
kjoe
July 26th, 2007 at 10:41 am
Come on you’ve got billions…what will you give me for it?
July 26th, 2007 at 10:55 am
“Aren’t I handsome?”
“Yeah, so am I.”
July 26th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Doug Duckworth, Ariel, and Star Jones are the best so far of posters that gave their name. This will be a close one, maybe you should make it the top three.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
> are the best so far.
I’ve seen a couple I like better than mine. Blogger can do polls, right? Maybe we should vote…
t
July 26th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Can I be your running mate? I’ll give you this “Mayor of the Year” trophy.
July 26th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
You all are riots!!!
July 26th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
“Bloom, dude, you can look at this thing … but my Spider Man glass and Star Trek collector plates are off limits!!!”
July 26th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Slay:
“…and you can see the Arch right here… whoops, Ill just take this made in china sicker off for you”
Bloomberg thought bubble:
I went to Tiffanies for this creep and he went to the swap meet. They wonder why we call this a fly over state.
July 26th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
“and this is our arch? does your city have one of those?”
“no, but we swept the homeless problem under our rug too”
July 27th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Really? You mean in New York you don’t have to pretend to be a Democrat to get elected?
July 27th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Anonymous said…
Really? You mean in New York you don’t have to pretend to be a Democrat to get elected?
7/27/2007 11:26 AM
I don’t know who you are—but, to me, you are the winner with that on the money comment.
kjoe
July 27th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
And the winner is…
(Insert drum roll)
ARIEL for “It’s my moral compass. Never been used. I can get you a tax credit on it if you buy now…”